[Vip-humor] Gun Powder

[Parker]

Thanks to Ralph Brewer for this one.
An old Texan counseled his granddaughter, if she wanted to live a long life, sprinkle a little gun powder on her cereal every day. The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103 when she died. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren, and a 40 foot hole in the crematorium