[Vip-humor] Couch Problem

[Parker]

Thanks to Ralph Brewer for this one.
A man went to a psychiatrist because he worried that he was a dog.

"It's terrible," said the man. "I walk around on all fours, I bark all the
time, I howl at the moon, I want to chase every cat I see, and I can't go
past a fire hydrant anymore."

"I think I can help you," said the psychiatrist. "Lie down on the couch."

The man replied, "I'm not allowed on the couch."