[Vip-humor] What It Means to Be British

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What It Means to Be British
One of the British national daily newspapers asked readers, "What does it mean to be British?" Some of the emails were funny, but this one was hilarious from a chap in Switzerland:

"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV."