[Vip-humor] Three Prisoners

Parker parker at vipconduit.com
Sun Jun 14 04:59:47 EDT 2026


Thanks to Donnie Parrett for this one.
Three prisoners are captured and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. 
The first man asks for a large pizza, which he is served before being taken away.
The second man requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served before also being taken away.
The third man requests a plate of strawberries.
The officers are surprised and reply: "Strawberries?"
"Yes, Strawberries," he repeats.
The officers answer: "But they are out of season!"
The man shrugs and says: "I'll wait."


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