[Vip-humor] Three Little Piggies

[Parker]

Thanks to Donnie Parrett for this one.
Three little piggys went out to dinner. The waiter walks up and asked them what they would like to drink.
The first little pig says, "I would like a glass of wine."
The second little pig says, "I'd like a Diet Coke."
And the third little pig says, "I'd like some water. Lots and lots of water!"
The waiter came back to asked them what they would like to eat.
The first little pig says, "I'd like to order a big juicy steak."
The second little pig said, "I would like to order the salad plate."
The third little pig says, "I just want some water. Lots and lots of water!"
Later, the waiter comes back and ask what they would like for dessert.
The first little pig says, "I would like a banana split."
The second little pig said, "I would like vanilla ice cream."
The third little pig says, "I would like some water! Lots and lots of water."
Filled with curiosity, the waiter  asks the third little pig, "Why do you keep ordering nothing but water??"
Third little pig says, "Well, one of us has to go wee wee wee all the way home!"