[Vip-humor] Where's Your Wife?

[Parker]

Thanks to Ralph Brewer for this one.
One day while riding his motorcycle, a fella swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch severely banging his head. Dazed and confused, he crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you OK?" 

"I'm OK I think he replied," as he pulled himself up to the side of the car to get a closer look."  The lady said, "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head." That's nice of you," he answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that."  "Oh, come now. I'm a nurse," she insisted.  I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." 
Well, she was pretty and very persuasive, and being sort of shaken and weak, he agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."  

They arrived at her place, which was just a few miles away, and after some refreshments  and the bandaging, he thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I better go now." "Don't be silly," she said with a smile, "Stay for a while. She won't know anything.  By the way, where is your wife?"
"Still in the ditch with the motorcycle, I guess."