[Vip-humor] Minor Infraction

[Parker]

Thanks to Ralph Brewer for this one.
A fellow was on his way to a mountain resort and a policeman stopped him and said, "Did you know that you're driving without tail lights?" The driver hopped out of the car, screaming and crying, and badly shaken.  The officer took pity on him and said, "Calm down. It's not that serious an infraction."  The driver said,  "It may not mean much to you, but to me it means I've lost my trailer, a wife. and four kids."