[Vip-humor] Provided By Bill Tillery

[Parker]

So this American guy moves into a residential hotel where he takes all his
meals in the in-house cafeteria.  After living in same for a month on
evening he takes the cafeteria manager aside and files the following
complaint;

All the food in here is poison!

The eggs are poison,  the bacon is poison, the sea food is poison, the pork
is poison, the beans are poison, all the desserts are poison, even the
salads are poison!

"Oh yea," he continues, 
"your portions are way too small!"