[Vip-humor] Provided By Bill Tillery

[Terry Borden]

Good 1!
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Subject: [Vip-humor] Provided By Bill Tillery


> So this American guy moves into a residential hotel where he takes all his
> meals in the in-house cafeteria.  After living in same for a month on
> evening he takes the cafeteria manager aside and files the following
> complaint;
>
> All the food in here is poison!
>
> The eggs are poison,  the bacon is poison, the sea food is poison, the 
> pork
> is poison, the beans are poison, all the desserts are poison, even the
> salads are poison!
>
> "Oh yea," he continues,
> "your portions are way too small!"
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