[Vip-humor] Quickies

[Parker]

Quickies
I saw an online ad: "For Sale - One York Peppermint Patty. Mint Condition."

Sign at a propane filling station: "Thank heaven for little grills."

On the church questionnaire, the elderly lady filled out all but the address; when it came to 'zip,' she wrote, 'Normal for my age.'

A chrysanthemum by any other name would be much easier to spell.

Why is it that whenever we bounce a check, the bank will charge us more of what they already know we don't have?

Ever notice how kids learn to drive a car in no time, but cannot understand the workings of the lawn mower, snow blower, or vacuum cleaner?