[Vip-humor] Quickies

[Parker]

    Thanks to Suzy Barnes for these.
Economy
Remember.......money doesn't disappear........it just changes hands.

Sometimes, I think it would be better for me to have sticky hands.

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                    I'm a multitask er.  I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!

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                    People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point.  The glass is refillable.
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                    I don't have grey hair.  I have wisdom-highlights.
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                    My heart says chocolate and wine, but my jeans say, please, please, please, eat a salad!
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Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
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Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.